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Things I’d rather do than take my finals.

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When my professor announces our final exam is on Saturday.

I’m like,

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When my parents look at my bank statement.

And ask what “Top of the Stairs” is,

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When people study without adderall.

I’m just like,

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When the cashier tells me I have no money left on my meal plan.

But then I realize I have rollover,

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When someone adds a “S” to Kroger.

I’m like,

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Every time I walk in Frosty Parrot.

I’m just like,

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When they tell me at Chipotle that guac will be extra.

I’m just like,

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When someone suggests we play Ring of Fire/Kings/Circle of Death.

I look at them like,

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When I say I’m gonna lose weight in college.

Then I walk in West End like,

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