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Things I’d rather do than take my finals.

When my professor announces our final exam is on Saturday.

I’m like,

When my parents look at my bank statement.

And ask what “Top of the Stairs” is,

When people study without adderall.

I’m just like,

When the cashier tells me I have no money left on my meal plan.

But then I realize I have rollover,

When someone adds a “S” to Kroger.

I’m like,

Every time I walk in Frosty Parrot.

I’m just like,

When they tell me at Chipotle that guac will be extra.

I’m just like,

When someone suggests we play Ring of Fire/Kings/Circle of Death.

I look at them like,

When I say I’m gonna lose weight in college.

Then I walk in West End like,