April 2012
294 posts
When someone says they didn't get season tickets.
I’m just like,
When someone asks for a bite of my Jimmy Johns.
Pritchard before it was coed.
Just a whole lot of,
When David Wilson submitted to the draft.
I was like,
When the ABC cops are walking up to my tailgate...
I pop gum in my mouth like,
When your friend says bye to their significant...
And you’re just standing there like,
London Broil at West End.
I’m just like,
Every time Stinespring calls a play.
I’m like,
Every time I try to do the Hokie Pokie.
I’m just like,
1000 Tumblr Followers!
Hooray!
When someone gets a salad at West End.
They’re like,
Then you notice it’s a Chicken Tender Salad,
When Beamer realizes he's not Mike London.
When some geed tries hitting on my best friend.
I’m like,
When someone asks, "Who has the next round?"
During Happy Hour,
Once Happy Hour Ends,
When I want to go to McComas.
But sit at home like,
Thinking about Relay for Life.
I’m just like,
Walking to the game and I pass a random tailgate.
I’m like,
When course request opens.
I’m like,
When there's a line for cheese sticks at Hokie...
It always feels like,
When a Wahoo tries to tell me that this year is...
I’m like,
