April 2012
294 posts
West End at 6:30.
When my roommate leaves early from the bar.
I come home and she’s like,
When a professor tries to lecture during syllabus...
I’m like,
Drunk eating anything.
I’m just like,
When I walk into class late.
I feel like I look like,
Girls talking during football games.
I turn to them like,
When the new freshman move in every year.
I drive down Washington like,
and they’re like,
so I’m like,
When someone is talking really loud at the Empo.
And you just stare at them like,
When you have an extra guest ticket to a big...
It’s like,
Every time I try to tube down the rapids at the...
I end up like,
When we had an "earthquake."
and everyone in Va was like,
When I think about Daniel L. Crandall's beard.
I’m just like,
When I get home and I can still feel my red bull...
When someone buys me a drink DT.
I turn to my friends like,
When my friends get drunk and go golfing.
When my roommate wont play with me.
I’m just like,
When someone says they're staying in and...
I’m like,
When I get lobster at West End.
I look at everyone like,
When someone buys a shot of tequila, and I'm...
I’m just like,
When someone posts their Empo seat number on...
I’m just like,
