April 2012
294 posts
Me and my friends from the bartenders perspective....
Were just like,
When I'm ready to leave the pregame.
I’m just like,
“Lets go bitches.”
When they wont let me in TOTS because I dont have...
I turn to my friends like,
When I see someone at McComas checking themselves...
I’m like,
When I'm drunk and my friends ask how much I've...
I’m just like,
When my friends leave Blacksburg after spending...
I assess my house like,
Sunday morning when my roommate comes in to check...
When I bring someone home after having too many...
In the morning they’re like,
and I’m like,
When I see the hot dog vendor DT.
I’m like,
Trying to walk across the Drillfield on a windy...
When a bartender DT asks if I want to open a tab.
I’m just like,
When someone comes straight from the gym to class,...
I’m like,
Walking past all the unhealthy food in West End...
I’m like,
When I get back from Homeplace.
I’m like,
When I get home from Hokkaido Buffet.
I’m just like,
When theres a line at Redbox.
I’m just like,
When someone doesnt wipe their sweat off the...
I stare at them like,
Driving by the chicken coops on 81.
I’m like,
When I'm hungover and my friends go to get food in...
I’m like,
At Boudreaux's for Wine Wednesday.
I’m just like,
“Who got some more wine?”