April 2012
294 posts
When someone vaguely familiar waves to you at the...
And you’re just like,
Watching two girls fight DT.
I’m just like,
Hosley before the draft.
David Wilson... first round pick.
Boom
When someone tries to tell me I'm too drunk.
I’m just like,
When I walk in Boogieburg.
I cant help but be like,
When I make last call DT.
I’m just like,
When someone tries to eat my pokey sticks.
I’m just like,
VT Punters.
Are all like,
When I hear free food.
I’m like,
When there is no cover at TOTS over the summer.
I’m just like,
Things I'd rather do than take my finals.
When my professor announces our final exam is on...
I’m like,
When my parents look at my bank statement.
And ask what “Top of the Stairs” is,
When people study without adderall.
I’m just like,
When the cashier tells me I have no money left on...
But then I realize I have rollover,
When someone adds a "S" to Kroger.
I’m like,
Every time I walk in Frosty Parrot.
I’m just like,
When they tell me at Chipotle that guac will be...
I’m just like,
When someone suggests we play Ring of...
I look at them like,
When I say I'm gonna lose weight in college.
Then I walk in West End like,
When I get 10 emails a day for course evaluations....
I’m just like,
When I finally reached the top of Dragon's Tooth.
I was like,
When I'm not sure if I'm at the right classroom.
I peer through the doorway like,
Turkey Tom.
When I realized classes end in a week.
I was like,
When I'm the last person to fit in safe ride.
I’m just like,
7 Eleven Taquitos.
When I’m sober,
Wasted,
When my friends tell me I'm cut off.
I’m just like,
Every time I see a basketball player on campus.
I look up like,
Every time I see the horse running on the...
I’m just like,
When they call my number at DP Dough.
I’m like,
Every damn three and out.
I’m just like,
When my name gets called at ABP.
I’m just like,
“Excuse me bitch.”
All day Saturday.
“I was like,”
Mock Rock/Anchorsplash.
The fraternities no one cares about,
Me,
When someone comes to class late and has to slide...
I’m just like,
When I'm trying to parallel park and a car pulls...
I turn around like,
When someone can actually sing at TOTS karaoke.
You’re just like,
UVA trying to score this past season.
Bud Foster was just like,
That one drunk girl that wont get out of the way.
I’m like,
When I see the Hokie Bird.
When I park on the Drillfield and don't get a...
I’m like,
Still hungover.
But want to go tailgate.
Whenever Enter Sandman comes on.
I’m just like,
When you're trying to get your drink on in the...
Stick it in! Stick it in! Stick it in!
Sprinnnnnggggg Gaaaammmmmeeee!
What I'd do for a burrito bowl from Chipotle.
When I walk through a spider web.
I’m just like,
